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输入格式：

Date [and/or Time]
Name
Gender
Reason

输出格式：

<Last Name, First Name> <will die/died> on the <DD><st/nd/rd/th> of <MMM, YYYY> [at <hh:mm:ss TT>].
<He/She> <will die/died> of <Reason>.

详细信息，详细信息：

您的程序应至少说明以下日期输入格式：

9 November 2003
9/11/2003
November 9, 2003

时间格式：

hh tt
hh TT
hh:mm tt
hh:mm TT
hh:mm:ss tt
hh:mm:ss TT
HH
HH:mm
HH:mm:ss

以下名称输入格式：

first        // Stephen
last         // Harper
first last   // Stephen Harper
last, first  // Harper, Stephen

测试用例：

输入：

2 September 1973
J.R.R. Tolkien
Male
pneumonia

输出：

JRR Tolkien于1973年9月2日去世。

他死于肺炎。

免责声明：如果他确实在这一天去世，那是基拉的错，不是我的。

更新：斯蒂芬·哈珀没有在所列日期死亡

输入：

21/12/12 23:59:59             // DD/MM/YY HH:mm:ss
Harper, Stephen               // Last, First
Unknown                       // Gender
a heart attack for no reason  // Reason

输出：

哈珀·斯蒂芬将于2012年12月21日晚上11:59:59逝世。

哈珀，斯蒂芬无缘无故死于心脏病。

奖金：

July 21, 1969 02:56:15 GMT
Armstrong, Neil
Male
poisoned moon cheese

--

January 19, 2038 03:14:08 GMT
Everyone
Unknown
Y2K38

<st/nd/rd/th>在DD输入的末尾添加。

Javascript（561）

这可能可以大大减少，但是这里是：

i=i.split("\n");d=new Date(i[0]);t=d.getDate();z=t%10;t+=z==1?"st":z==2?"nd":z==3?"rd":"th";m=['January','February','March','April','May','June','July','August','September','October','November','December'][d.getMonth()];y=d.getFullYear();a=d.getHours();b=d.getMinutes();c=d.getSeconds();l=a&&b&&c?" at "+a+":"+b+":"+c:"";g=d>new Date()?"will die":"died";n=i[1].split(" ");n[1]?n[0][n[0].length-1]==","?n=i[1]:n=n[1]+", "+n[0]:n[0];s=i[2]=="Male"?"He":i[2]=="Female"?"She":n;document.write(n+" "+g+" on the "+t+" of "+m+", "+y+l+".<br>"+s+" "+g+" of "+i[3]+".");

样本I / O：

2 September 1973
J.R.R. Tolkien
Male
pneumonia

托尔金（JRR）于1973年9月2日去世。他死于肺炎。

January 19, 2038 03:14:08 GMT
Everyone
Unknown
Y2K38

每个人都将在2038年1月18日21：14：8死亡。每个人都会死于Y2K38。

在JsFiddle上尝试一下。

VB.NET，727 695

好吧，打一点球。需要Option Strict Off。

Module M
Sub Main
Dim d=Date.Parse(Console.ReadLine),n=Console.ReadLine,o=Date.Now,g=Console.ReadLine,r=Console.ReadLine,i=n.IndexOf(" "),f=d.Day Mod 10+(d.Day\10=1)*5,a=Array.IndexOf("male|female|he|she|him|her|guy|girl|boy|lady|man|woman".Split("|"), g.ToLower),b="|st|nd|rd".Split("|"),m="|January|February|March|April|May|June|July|August|September|October|November|December".Split("|")
If n.IndexOf(",")<0 Then n=n.Substring(i+1)&", "&n.Substring(0,i)
g=If(a<0,n,If(a Mod 2,"She","He"))
Console.Write("{0} {11} on the {1}{2} of {3}, {4} at {5}:{6:00}:{7:00}.{8}{9} {11} of {10}.",n,d.Day,If(f<4,b(f),"th"),m(d.Month),d.Year,d.Hour,d.Minute,d.Second,vbCrLf,g,r,If(o<d,"will die","died"))
End Sub
End Module

它接受所有测试用例中的日期，以及许多其他格式Date.Parse。它也接受许多性别（如您所见）。如果Kira决定仅使用此人的名字或姓氏，该程序将崩溃。

CSharp-463个字符

void Main(){Func<String>c=()=>Console.ReadLine();var d=DateTime.Parse(c());var n=c();if(!n.Contains(",")&&n.Contains(" "))n=n.Split(' ')[1]+", "+n.Split(' ')[0];n+=" ";var g=c().ToLower();g=g.Contains("male")?g.Replace("female","She").Replace("male","He"):"They";var r=c();var f=(DateTime.Now<d);Console.Write(String.Format(n+"{0} on the {1} {2}\n{3} {0} of {4}",(f?"will die":"died"),d.ToString("dddd 'of' MMMM, yyyy"),d.Date==d?"":d.ToString("hh:mm:ss"),g,r));}

PHP，509 474 462 461字符

<?for($l=0;$l<4;)$i[$l++]=chop(fgets(STDIN));
putenv('TZ=GMT');
$t=strtotime(preg_match("/(\d+)\/(\d+)\/(\d+)(.*)/",$i[0],$q)?"$q[1]-$q[2]-".($q[3]<100?19+1*($q[3]<70):"").$q[3].$q[4]:$i[0]);
$z=$t<time()?" died":" will die";
$f="jS \of F, Y".($t%86400?" \a\\t g:i:s A":"");
$n=strpos($i[1],',')?$i[1]:explode(" ",$i[1]);
if(is_array($n))$n=$n[1]!=""?$n[1].", ".$n[0]:$n[0];?>
<?=$n."$z on the ".date($f,$t)."\n\n".($i[2][0]==M?He:($i[2][0]==F?She:$n))."$z of ".$i[3];

我在每个之后都添加了换行符 ;但由于它们不需要在那里，所以不计入它们。
代码是否可以处理2038年1月19日03:14:07之后的日期，取决于它是否在64位计算机上运行。

VBA， _384个 366字节

打高尔夫球

充分 sub例程，接受预期类型的Variant\String输入并将相关的死亡笔记消息输出到VBE立即窗口

注意：VBA无法在不声明Windows API函数的情况下处理时区，因此对于这些问题不是必需的，因此已将其排除在外

Sub x(d,n,g,r)
e=CDate(d)
f=Day(e) Mod 10
w=IIf(e>Now," will die"," died")
i=InStr(1,n," ")
n=IIf(InStr(1,n,","),n,Mid(n,i+1)&", "&Mid(n,1,i-1))
g=LCase(g)
Debug.?n;w" on the "Day(e)Split("th|st|nd|rd","|")(IIf(f>3,0,f))" of "MonthName(Month(e))", "Year(e)IIf(InStr(1,d,":")," at "&TimeValue(d),"")"."vbCr;IIf(g="male","He",IIf(g="female","She",n))w" of "r".
End Sub

奖金Verison， _394个 376字节

上面的略微修改版本，可处理所有奖金情况（时区除外）（处理单义字母的正确性）

Sub x(d,n,g,r)
e=CDate(d)
f=Day(e) Mod 10
i=InStr(1,n," ")
w=Space(0 ^i)&IIf(e>Now,"will die","died")
n=IIf(InStr(1,n,",")^i,n,Mid(n,i+1)&", "&Mid(n,1,i))
g=LCase(g)
Debug.?n;w" on the "Day(e)Split("th|st|nd|rd","|")(IIf(f>3,0,f))" of "MonthName(Month(e))", "Year(e)IIf(InStr(1,d,":")," at "&TimeValue(d),"")"."vbCr;IIf(g="male","He",IIf(g="female","She",n))w" of "r".
End Sub

用法

从VBE立即窗口看到的示例问题的输入和输出顺序

?Now
01-Jun-17 1:59:35 PM

x "2 September 1973", "J.R.R. Tolkien", "Male", "pneumonia"
Tolkien, J.R.R. died on the 2nd of September, 1973.
He died of pneumonia.

x "21/12/12 23:59:59", "Harper, Stephen", "Unknown", "a heart attack for no reason"
Harper, Stephen died on the 21st of December, 2012 at 11:59:59 PM.
Harper, Stephen died of a heart attack for no reason.

x "July 21, 1969 02:56:15", "Armstrong, Neil", "Male", "poisoned moon cheese"
Armstrong, Neil died on the 21st of July, 1969 at 2:56:15 AM.
He died of poisoned moon cheese.

## Using Bonus Version

x "January 19, 2038 03:14:08","Everyone","Unknown","Y2K38"
Everyone will die on the 19th of January, 2038 at 3:14:08 AM.
Everyone will die of Y2K38.