C-IOCCC感觉
#define\
__(a,b) b##a
__(in(O){,ma)
__(at*f=&O;,flo)
#define\
_ __(ntf("%f",*f);,pri)
__(ng,lo)__(ng $;O=, lo)
__(NE__;$=,__LI)
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*__(1ll,1765069);O=~--O;_-_-
_-_-_-_-_-_-__(ts(&$);},pu)
输出（使用gcc 4.7.2）：
-nan-nan-nan-nan-nan-nan-nan BATMAN
C-WinApi
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#include <Windows.h>
CONST CCHAR *ParseStringOutputHandler(HANDLE hOut)
{
/*
* Prototype for SEH support function.
*/
CONSOLE_SCREEN_BUFFER_INFO SBInfo;
COORD crdSBInfoCoord;
COORD crdMaxWinSize;
COORD crdSize;
WORD wMagicNum = 0x40;
WORD wAttr = 0x14;
INT8 i;
static CCHAR szParseArray[9];
/*
* This file contains the definitions and prototypes for the compiler-
* dependent intrinsics, support functions and keywords which implement
* the structured exception handling extensions.
*/
crdSBInfoCoord.X = _WIN32_WINNT_NT4 >> 8;
crdSBInfoCoord.Y = SUBVERSION_MASK / 28;
crdMaxWinSize.X = EXCEPTION_EXECUTE_HANDLER | 0x2;
crdMaxWinSize.Y = (_WIN32_IE>>010) + 3;
crdSize.X = _WIN32_IE_IE20 >> 0x8;
crdSize.Y = 0x15;
SBInfo.dwCursorPosition = crdSBInfoCoord;
SBInfo.dwMaximumWindowSize = crdMaxWinSize;
SBInfo.dwSize = crdSize;
SBInfo.wAttributes = wAttr;
/*
* Currently, all MS C compilers for Win32 platforms default to 8 byte
* alignment.
*/
for (i = 1; i <= 8; ++i){
switch (i){
case STRICT: szParseArray[i-1] = SBInfo.dwCursorPosition.X; break;
case DM_COPY: szParseArray[i-1] = SBInfo.dwCursorPosition.Y; break;
case DC_PAPERSIZE: szParseArray[i-1] = SBInfo.dwMaximumWindowSize.X; break;
case _CRT_PACKING/2: szParseArray[i-1] = SBInfo.dwMaximumWindowSize.Y; break;
case 0x5: szParseArray[i-1] = SBInfo.dwSize.X; break;
case DC_BINS: szParseArray[i-1] = SBInfo.dwSize.Y; break;
case (_WIN32_WINNT>>8)|(_WIN32_WINNT&1):
case 010: szParseArray[i-1] = SBInfo.wAttributes;
}
szParseArray[i-1] |= wMagicNum;
if (i > 7){
szParseArray[sizeof(szParseArray)-1] |= wMagicNum;
}
}
szParseArray[8] = NULL; // set WINVER based on _WIN32_WINNT
return szParseArray;
}
输出：
迪克布特
