没有人会痴呆，无法参加SPL 的代码高尔夫挑战赛，所以...
我自己的话，前一阵子。然而，有人被痴呆了。是的，是的，我知道。字节过多。但我认为SPL应该包含在此处。并且相信我，我为使该程序“投入使用”付出了巨大的努力，这就是为什么它有点重复并且使用几乎相同的词的原因（我本来可以遵循DLosc的建议，但是即使对我来说也太极端了） 。
A Happy Birth Day
Ajax, a hero
Ford, a man
Act I: 1
Scene I: 1
[Enter Ajax and Ford]
Ajax:
You are nothing!
Scene II: 2
Ford:
Am I nicer than the sum of a big cow and a son?
Ajax:
If so, we shall go to Scene V. You are as big as the sum of thyself and a cat!
Scene III: 3
Ford:
You are as red as the sum of a big red warm rich bold fair cat and a big rich fine son.
Speak thy mind! You are as big as the sum of thyself and the sum of a cute fair fine
rich cat and a hog! Speak thy mind! You are as big as the sum of thyself and the sum
of a cute fair fine rich cat and a hog. Speak thy mind. Speak thy mind! You are as bold as
the sum of thyself and the sum of a big fine fair cat and a cow. Speak thy mind! You are
as big as a red old fair fine tiny cow. Speak thy mind! You are as old as the sum of
thyself and the sum of a red old fair fine tiny cow and a big joy. Speak thy mind.
You are as red as the sum of thyself and the sum of the sum of a red old fair fine
tiny cow and a rich old red sky and a pig. Speak thy mind! You are as old as the sum
of thyself and the sum of a big fine fair joy and a son. Speak thy mind. You are as
red as the sum of thyself and a cute son. Speak thy mind! You are as cute as the sum
of thyself and the sum of a bad fat vile pig and a fat bad lie. Speak thy mind! You are
as fat as the sum of thyself and a vile evil war. Speak thy mind! You are as vile as the
sum of thyself and the sum of a pig and a toad. Speak thy mind! You are as fair as the
sum of thyself and the sum of a big fair hard fine son and a red fine fair joy. Speak
thy mind! Are you as old as a big cow?
Ajax:
If so, we shall go to Scene IV.
Ford:
You are as big as a red old fair fine tiny cow. Speak thy mind! You are as old as the sum
of thyself and the sum of the sum of a big red warm rich bold fair cat and a red old fair
fine tiny cow and a bad hog. Speak thy mind! You are as big as the sum of thyself and the
sum of a fat bad hog and a war. Speak thy mind! You are as big as a red old fair fine tiny
cow. Speak thy mind! You are as old as the sum of thyself and the sum of a big red warm
rich bold fair cat and a fat foul bad hog and a son. Speak thy mind. You are as fat as
the sum of thyself and the sum of the sum of a big fair hard fine son and a big fine
fair joy and a bad pig. Speak thy mind.
Ajax:
Let us return to Scene II.
Scene IV: 4
Ford:
You are as big as a red old fair fine tiny cow. Speak thy mind! You are as old as the
sum of thyself and a big red warm rich bold fair cat and a warm sky. Speak thy mind.
You are as fat as the sum of thyself and the sum of a red old fair fine tiny cow and a
cat. Speak thy mind. You are as fat as the sum of thyself and a bad foul hog. Speak
thy mind. You are as cute as the sum of thyself and the sum of a big fair hard fine
son and a sky. Speak thy mind. You are as big as a red old fair fine tiny cow. Speak thy
mind! You are as old as the sum of thyself and the sum of thyself and the sum of the sum
of the sum of a red old fair fine tiny cow and a big fair hard fine son and a big joy and
a son. Speak thy mind. You are as bad as the sum of thyself and the sum of a fat pig and a
hog. Speak thy mind. You are as fat as the sum of thyself and a lazy pig. Speak thy mind.
Ajax:
Let us return to Scene II.
Scene V: 5
[Exeunt]
这一切的意义？
好的，如果您对所有这些工作方式感到好奇，请让我尝试解释一下我的理由。首先，变量。它们必须来自莎士比亚的戏剧，并且由于tharacter的数量很重要，因此我们必须选择较小的戏剧。因此，Ajax并Ford出现。声明后需要一个描述（被忽略，但仍然）；我本可以用一个字母，但是。
第一幕，第一幕
var Ajax, Ford;
Ford = 0;
我们将变量带入阶段，并Ajax告知Ford其值将为0。
第一幕第二场
if (Ford > 2*1+1)
goto Scene V;
Ford = Ford + 1;
OK，如果存储的值Ford大于3，程序将跳转到场景V；否则，程序将跳转到场景V。否则，其值将增加。
第一幕第三场
Ford = 2*2*2*2*2*2*1+2*2*2*1;
print((char) Ford);
Ford = Ford+2*2*2*2*1-1;
print((char) Ford);
Ford = Ford+2*2*2*2*1-1;
print((char) Ford);
print((char) Ford);
Ford = Ford+2*2*2*1+1;
print((char) Ford);
Ford = 2*2*2*2*2*1;
print((char) Ford);
Ford = Ford+2*2*2*2*2*1+2*2*2*1+(-1);
print((char) Ford);
Ford = Ford+2*2*2*1+1;
print((char) Ford);
Ford = Ford+2*1;
print((char) Ford);
Ford = Ford+2*2*2*(-1)+2*2*(-1);
print((char) Ford);
Ford = Ford+2*2*(-1);
print((char) Ford);
Ford = Ford+2*(-1)+(-1);
print((char) Ford);
Ford = Ford+2*2*2*2*1+2*2*2*1;
print((char) Ford);
if (Ajax == 2*1)
goto Scene IV;
Ford = 2*2*2*2*2*1;
print((char) Ford);
Ford = Ford+2*2*2*2*2*2*1+2*2*2*2*2*1+2*(-1);
print((char) Ford);
Ford = Ford+2*2*(-1)+(-1);
print((char) Ford);
Ford = 2*2*2*2*2*1;
print((char) Ford);
Ford = Ford+2*2*2*2*2*2*1+2*2*2*(-1)+1;
print((char) Ford);
Ford = Ford+2*2*2*2*1+2*2*2*1+2*(-1);
print((char) Ford);
Ford = Ford+2*2*2*1+2*-1;
print((char) Ford);
goto Scene II;
荷载和线荷载。这个想法是弄乱存储在上的值Ford，进行大量的算术运算，以便获得所需字母的ASCII码，然后告诉编译器以字符形式输出该数字。那就是你的写作方式Happy Birthday。if这个场景有一个内部：想法是检查这是否是歌曲的第三句话；如果是的话，我们跳到第四场景；否则，我们会继续前进，写信to You。之后，我们跳回到场景II。
第一幕，第四场
Ford = 2*2*2*2*2*1;
print((char) Ford);
Ford = Ford+2*2*2*2*2*2*1+2*2*1;
print((char) Ford);
Ford = Ford+2*2*2*2*2*1+1;
print((char) Ford);
Ford = Ford+2*2*(-1);
print((char) Ford);
Ford = Ford+2*2*2*2*1+1;
print((char) Ford);
Ford = 2*2*2*2*2*1;
print((char) Ford);
Ford = Ford+2*2*2*2*2*1+2*2*2*2*1+2*1+1;
print((char) Ford);
Ford = Ford+2*(-1)+(-1);
print((char) Ford);
Ford = Ford+2*2*(-1);
print((char) Ford);
goto Scene II;
它的工作方式与上面的场景类似：想法是write Dear SPL。
第一幕，第五幕
End.
就这样
不幸的是，我仍然没有找到可以测试的地方。
